Look, I Know What You're Thinking
Okay so here's the thing - I started this audiobook at like 2 AM because I was procrastinating on my thesis (shocking, I know) and needed something to keep me company while I pretended to organize my research notes. Jules Verne's Mysterious Island. Nearly 18 hours. Classic survival adventure. Should be right up my alley, right?
And honestly? It mostly is. But we need to talk about this "Various Readers" situation first because that's where things get... complicated.
The Narrator Lottery
So when an audiobook says "Various Readers," that's basically a roll of the dice. You might get someone who channels their inner Steven Pacey and absolutely nails the grizzled engineer Cyrus Harding. Or you might get someone who sounds like they're reading a grocery list while five Americans try to survive on a volcanic island in the Pacific. (Spoiler: you get both.)
The inconsistency here is real. Some sections had me genuinely invested - the balloon escape from Richmond during the Civil War? Thrilling stuff, and whoever narrated that opening knew how to build tension. But then you'd switch to another reader and suddenly the pacing would just... drag. Like, I found myself reaching for the speed controls more than once, which is never a great sign.
I couldn't find a ton of specific info about which narrators handled which sections, but based on what I heard, there's at least one or two who really understood the assignment. The character differentiation when it worked was solid - you could tell Pencroft the sailor from Neb the loyal servant from the journalist Gideon Spilett. When it didn't work, everyone kind of blended into the same vaguely Victorian voice.
Verne's Proto-D&D Campaign (And I Mean That Lovingly)
Here's where I get excited though. Because underneath the narration inconsistencies, this book is basically a 19th-century survival crafting manual disguised as adventure fiction. And I am HERE for it.
These five guys crash-land on an island and proceed to essentially speedrun civilization. They make bricks. They forge iron. They build a hydraulic elevator. AN ELEVATOR. On a deserted island. In like, the 1860s. If you've ever played a survival game or run a D&D campaign where your party got stranded somewhere and had to figure out how to not die, this is that energy. My D&D group would absolutely love this - it's like Verne wrote a campaign where the DM just keeps saying "yes, and" to increasingly ridiculous engineering projects.
The magic system is... well, it's science? But Verne treats 19th-century engineering knowledge like it's basically wizardry, and honestly? He's not wrong. The way Cyrus Harding just knows how to do everything from making nitroglycerin to calculating longitude is giving major "I have proficiency in every tool" vibes. (Yes, I know I said I'd stop comparing everything to D&D. No, I will not stop.)
If you don't like info-dumps, this isn't for you (but you're wrong). Verne will absolutely spend three pages explaining how to make pottery from scratch and I found it weirdly soothing? Like ASMR for nerds who grew up watching How It's Made.
Where It Drags (And It Does Drag)
Okay, fair warning time. This book is from 1874 and it feels like it sometimes. The pacing is leisurely in a way that modern thrillers just aren't. There are entire chapters devoted to cataloging the island's flora and fauna that - while interesting if you're into that sort of thing - can feel like homework.
I zoned out during a few sections, I'm not gonna lie. Especially when the narration hit one of its weaker stretches AND the plot was doing inventory management. I'd be washing dishes or walking to campus and suddenly realize I had no idea what happened in the last twenty minutes. Had to rewind more than once.
Also, the 19th-century attitudes are... present. The way Neb is written made me wince a few times. It's a product of its era, and while it's not as bad as some Victorian lit I've encountered, it's worth knowing going in.
The Captain Nemo Connection
Without spoiling too much - if you've read Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, there's a payoff here that's genuinely satisfying. It's like Verne wrote his own expanded universe before that was even a thing. The progression is satisfying in a way that made me want to go back and relisten to the earlier Nemo stuff.
Final Verdict
Look, is this the definitive audiobook version of Mysterious Island? Probably not. The "Various Readers" approach creates an uneven experience that can pull you out of the story. If you're an audiobook purist who needs consistent narration, you might want to hunt down a single-narrator version.
But if you're like me - someone who wants 18 hours of Victorian survival engineering while pretending to work on their thesis - this gets the job done. The story itself is genuinely fun, the world-building (island-building?) is Sanderson-level meticulous, and when the narration hits, it really hits.
I read this instead of writing my thesis. Worth it? Yeah, pretty much. Dr. Patel would disagree, but Dr. Patel hasn't experienced the joy of listening to five guys invent cement from scratch on a volcanic island.
Yes, it's nearly 18 hours. Yes, it's worth it. Just maybe keep your finger near the speed controls.
