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๐ŸŽค 2.5 Narration
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3h 35m
Rachel Morrison, audiobook curator
Reviewed byRachel Morrison

Mom of 3. Audiobook time is 45min hiding in car. No shame.

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Wait, This Isn't THE Bill Nye?

Okay, so I grabbed this audiobook thinking it was Bill Nye the Science Guy doing some comedy bits. Like, the bow tie guy. The "science rules" guy. The one my kids watch on YouTube when I need 20 minutes to fold laundry in peace.

It's not.

This is Bill Nye the 19th-century humor columnist, and honestly? Once I got over my confusion (which took about half the first essay), I was kind of delighted. Here's a guy from the 1800s making jokes about bureaucracy and pretentious neighbors and the general absurdity of life - and it still lands. Some things are just universally funny, I guess.

I listened to most of this during Sophie's nap times over about four days, which means I experienced it in 45-minute chunks with occasional interruptions from the older two coming home from school. Survived the chaos just fine. The essay format is actually perfect for my fractured listening life - each piece is its own little nugget, so if I had to pause mid-thought to break up a sibling argument about whose turn it was on the iPad, I could pick right back up without losing the thread.

The Narration Situation

Phil Chenevert is a LibriVox narrator, which means this is a volunteer recording. And look - I want to be fair here. The audio quality is clean, there's no weird background noise or anything, and he's clearly having fun with the material. His enthusiasm is genuine, which counts for something.

But here's the thing. Some of these essays are subtle. The humor is in the dryness, the deadpan 19th-century formality describing ridiculous situations. And Chenevert reads everything with this same bright, energetic tone that sometimes steamrolls right over the joke. Like he's so excited to share the funny bits that he doesn't quite trust the writing to speak for itself.

It's not bad exactly. It's just... a lot? If you're expecting a polished Audible production, recalibrate. If you're okay with enthusiastic amateur-hour (in the best sense - the guy clearly loves what he's doing), you'll be fine.

What Actually Made Me Laugh

The essays themselves range from genuinely hilarious to "huh, okay, that's period-specific humor I don't quite get." Nye has this way of taking something completely mundane - like receiving mail, or dealing with a difficult landlord - and spinning it into this elaborate absurdist scenario that somehow circles back to making a point about human nature.

My favorites were the ones about small-town characters and the ridiculousness of local politics. There's something timeless about a guy complaining about committee meetings that accomplish nothing. Pretty sure I sat through the PTA equivalent of that last month.

The 19th-century language adds this extra layer - everything sounds so formal while describing such silly situations. It's like if someone wrote a legal brief about their neighbor's annoying rooster. The contrast IS the joke, and when it works, it really works.

That said, not everything lands. Some essays felt repetitive - once you get the formula (setup mundane situation + describe with absurd over-formality = humor), you can kind of see the punchlines coming. And a few pieces referenced things so specific to 1880s America that I was just lost. No shame in using the 30-second skip on those.

Who Should Actually Listen

This is a weird recommendation, but hear me out: if you're burned out on heavy stuff and need something genuinely light but not totally mindless, this could work. At just over 3.5 hours, it's perfect for a week of short commutes or a couple of long cleaning sessions.

The essay format is honestly ideal for mom listening - pick up, put down, no plot to remember, no character names to track. Just 35 little moments of "huh, that's actually pretty clever" scattered across your week.

Fair warning though: if you're expecting Bill Nye the Science Guy doing standup, you will be VERY confused for the first ten minutes. (I texted my husband "wrong Bill Nye" and he thought I was having a stroke.) And if you need audiobook narration that sounds professionally produced, this volunteer recording might bug you.

But if you want something genuinely different? Something that might make you snort-laugh while scrubbing dried oatmeal off the high chair? Something your book club (ha, as if I have time for book club) has definitely never read?

Might be worth the sample.

The Verdict

Not groundbreaking, but sometimes you don't need groundbreaking. Sometimes you need a 19th-century newspaper columnist to remind you that people have always been ridiculous, and that's kind of comforting. At 3.5 hours, it's low commitment. The narration is enthusiastic to a fault but ultimately fine. And I finished the whole thing, which is more than I can say for the thriller I abandoned last month.

Car time approved - with the caveat that your expectations should be calibrated for "charming volunteer audiobook" not "Audible Original."

(And no, I still haven't told my kids this isn't their Bill Nye. Sophie can barely say "science" anyway.)

Technical Audit ๐Ÿ”

Audio production quality notes that may affect your listening experience

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Single-narrator

Read by a single narrator throughout the entire audiobook.

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Unabridged

Complete and uncut version of the original text.

Quick Info

Release Date:January 15, 2015
Duration:3h 35m
Language:English

About the Narrator

Phil Chenevert

Phil Chenevert is a LibriVox volunteer narrator known for recording a wide range of public domain novels, including the Wizard of Oz series and works by Robert E. Howard. He has a pleasant and soothing voice often compared to David Lynch's unique tone. He has narrated numerous audiobooks available on platforms like Audible and AudiobookStore.

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