Okay, so I was not expecting to spend my Tuesday afternoon listening to Goethe get spicy. But here we are.
I stumbled onto Erotica Romana while looking for something short to play during a logo revision that was driving me absolutely insane. Forty-six minutes? Perfect. Classical poetry? Sure, why not. Goethe writing about sex in the style of ancient Roman elegists? I... did not know that was a thing. Abuela would have clutched her rosary so hard it would've snapped.
The Vibes Are... Unexpectedly Tender
Look, when you see "erotica" in the title, you expect certain things. What you don't expect is to feel genuinely moved by 18th-century love poetry dressed up in Roman togas. These 24 elegies aren't really about the physical stuff—well, okay, they are—but they're also about longing, about the way desire makes you feel alive and ridiculous and completely human. Goethe wrote these after his Italian journey, and you can feel the warmth of Rome in every line. The sensuality isn't just about bodies; it's about place, about light, about the way a moment can feel eternal.
And honestly? Some of these lines hit me right in the chest. There's this vulnerability underneath the classical posturing that felt so real. I wasn't expecting to get emotional over Goethe being horny, but here we are. (Add it to the spreadsheet, I guess.)
A. E. Maroney's Voice
Here's the thing about narrating poetry: you can absolutely destroy it with the wrong delivery. Too dramatic and it becomes parody. Too flat and it's a lecture. Maroney walks this line pretty well. The voice is clear, measured—there's a reverence for the text that I appreciated. The pacing lets the language breathe, which is crucial when you're dealing with elegiac verse that's been translated from German.
That said, I couldn't find much about Maroney online, so I can't speak to their other work. What I can say is that this particular recording feels like someone who genuinely loves the material. There's warmth there. It's not a performance that'll make you gasp, but it's solid and respectful, and for classical poetry, that's honestly what you need.
My one tiny complaint? At 46 minutes, it's over so fast. I actually restarted it immediately because I felt like I'd only caught half the nuances the first time through. Poetry really does reward repeat listens.
Who This Is Actually For
Okay, let's be real for a second. This is not your typical romance audiobook. If you're looking for steam, this isn't it. If you're looking for plot, definitely not it. This is literary erotica in the truest sense—it's about the idea of desire, filtered through classical forms and 200-year-old German sensibilities.
But if you're someone who loves language? Who gets shivers from a perfectly constructed sentence? Who wants to feel like they're sitting in a sun-drenched Roman courtyard while someone reads you love poetry? This is your jam.
I listened while working on a particularly frustrating client project, and honestly, it transformed my afternoon. There's something about the rhythm of elegiac verse that's almost meditative. Diego (one of my cats, for the uninitiated) actually fell asleep on my keyboard, which I'm choosing to interpret as a positive review.
Fair Warning
This was subject to censorship when Goethe first wrote it, and while it's pretty tame by modern standards, it's still explicitly about physical love. The language is elevated—we're talking classical references and poetic metaphor—but the subject matter is clear. If you're looking for something to play around your conservative relatives, maybe pick something else.
Also, and I cannot stress this enough: this is poetry. If you don't vibe with verse, if you need narrative momentum to stay engaged, you might find yourself zoning out. I almost did during a couple of the more abstract elegies. But then Goethe would hit me with something unexpectedly beautiful and I'd be right back in.
The Verdict
Is this a must-listen? For poetry lovers and Goethe fans, absolutely. For the rest of us? It's a beautiful little curiosity—something to sample on a quiet afternoon when you want to feel cultured and slightly scandalized.
I'm giving it 3.5 stars. The content is genuinely lovely, the narration is competent and warm, but the brevity and niche appeal keep it from being something I'd recommend to everyone. That said, I'm weirdly glad I found it. Sometimes the audiobooks that surprise you are the ones that stick.
Abuela would have pretended to be shocked. And then she would have asked me to play it again.
