Look, I wasn't expecting much from a 90-minute audiobook written by the circus guy. P.T. Barnum? The "there's a sucker born every minute" guy? (Which he apparently never actually said, but that's a whole other rabbit hole.) I threw this on during a particularly mind-numbing data backup at work, figuring it'd be some quaint Victorian nonsense I could half-listen to.
I was... partially right.
The Showman's Sermon
Here's the thing about Barnum - the man could write. Say what you will about his ethics (and there's plenty to say), but his prose has this punchy, almost conversational quality that feels weirdly modern. He's basically doing a TED talk 150 years before TED existed. The advice itself is a mixed bag - some of it lands with surprising force ("Whatever you do, do it with all your might"), and some of it is so dated it made me actually laugh out loud at my desk. There's a whole section on avoiding "bad habits" that reads like your great-great-grandfather wagging his finger at you about demon rum.
But honestly? The dated stuff is half the fun. Barnum drops these wild anecdotes about merchants and farmers and "young men starting out in business" that feel like dispatches from another planet. And buried in all that Victorian moralizing are kernels of genuinely solid financial wisdom - stuff about living below your means, avoiding debt, and not trying to get rich quick. Which is pretty rich coming from the guy who literally made his fortune on spectacle and hype. The irony isn't lost on me.
Jill Preston's Delivery
So, Jill Preston. I couldn't find a ton about her other work, but based on this performance, she's got a clear, professional read that works well for the material. Her tone walks this interesting line - there's enthusiasm there, but it's controlled. Professional. Which fits, because Barnum's writing already has plenty of personality baked in. A narrator who tried to ham it up would've been too much.
That said, some listeners have noted the pacing runs a bit quick in places, and I can see that. There were a couple sections where I wished she'd let the more profound bits breathe a little longer. And yeah, there's a slightly "sales-y" quality to some of the delivery - but honestly, that kind of tracks for a book that's essentially Barnum pitching you on his philosophy of success. It's not distracting, just... noticeable.
The audio quality is generally clean, though I've seen some complaints about formatting issues in certain versions - chapters not being clearly marked, that sort of thing. My copy was fine, but your mileage may vary depending on where you grab it.
Who This Is Actually For
Okay, real talk. This isn't going to revolutionize your financial life. If you're looking for actionable modern investment advice, go listen to something else. But if you're into business history, self-help curiosity pieces, or you just want to hear what the original American hype man had to say about building wealth? It's a surprisingly entertaining hour and a half.
It's also short enough that you can knock it out in a single commute or workout session. I finished it during that backup plus a quick grocery run. No commitment required.
The people who'll love this: history buffs, folks who've already devoured Think and Grow Rich and The Richest Man in Babylon and want to go further back to the source material. The people who should skip it: anyone who can't handle dated language and 19th-century attitudes. Because yeah, there's some cringe in here. Barnum was a man of his time, and his time had some... perspectives.
The Verdict
It's a curiosity piece. A time capsule. And at under two hours, it doesn't overstay its welcome. Jill Preston delivers it cleanly, the content is more engaging than it has any right to be, and you'll come away with a few quotable lines and maybe one or two genuinely useful reminders about money management.
Is it essential listening? Nah. But it's a fun detour if you're into this kind of thing. I'd say sample the first chapter - if Barnum's voice (filtered through Preston's narration) hooks you, you'll enjoy the ride. If it feels like homework, bail. No shame in it.
Just don't expect the guy who brought you the Feejee Mermaid to be entirely straightforward about anything. That's part of the charm.
